Lokean Marriage Conversations…Sometimes Go Like This

Me: I don’t believe we’ve received an invitation to the huge camp over BBQ your cousin throws  every year.

Husband: Probably because I made out with the Wedding singer at his wedding reception last winter.

Me: What?? Where was I?

Husband: You were sitting right beside me at the bar!

Me: What was I doing?

Husband: Hitting on one of his married friends and doing shots with the bartender while his girlfriend death glared you.

Me: Oh…Well, that would do it then. Why didn’t we go home with the singer?

Husband: She had somewhere to be the next day.

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